Fat Boy Clothes

I discovered a couple of years ago that buying fat boy clothes can be much cheaper than buying lady clothes. At REI I got this great kid's coat that was a third of the price of the adult coats, but thanks to the obesity epidemic, it came in my size! I also have some mittens, and other cool things. You should be warned that this does not carry over to socks. The kids socks are a buck and a half cheaper, and you'd think that boys have big feet, but they're just not big enough. Sock sewers are clearly not being considerate of children with fat feet. I'm offended, and I have three pairs of really tight socks that I refuse to give up because they're fancy Smartwool knockoffs.