Gag Cough

I'm trying to study for my two last midterms, but oh my goodness, this computer lab smells like hell. There's one of those meaty football types behind me, oozing cologne from every last fatty neck fold. My eyes are watering. Eewie. I'm not opposed to minor stink-cover-up efforts, but no need to pollute the airspace.

Here's my perfume. Maybe it drives people to painful distraction, but hopefully they just feel all warm inside thinking of spring time and mossy forests.