Ben loaned me The Truth About Chuck Norris.
My Favorite facts so far:
"Alien vs. Predator is an autobiographical depiction of Chuck Norris's first sexual experience."
"When you look back and see only one set of footprints, that's when Chuck Norris was carrying you."
"The only line Chuck Norris stands in is the line of fire."
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits."
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I saw the title and I thought it would be an ode to Chuck Chuck. ;)
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