My feet have suffered a barrage of insults throughout the years, among them "homeless" and "masculine." In a valiant effort to prove these cruel and superficial hoobie-skanks wrong, I've painted my toenails "Teak Rose." It's irresistibly sexy.

Not so irresistably sexy that the BF noticed, but then again he is a boy and also didn't notice when I cut 6in off my hair (also incredibly sexy).