Although this technically makes me a bad person, I may have found a new home for Phil! One of the investigators at the League is looking for an older male rabbit to keep her female company, so we're gonna try a date (This is why I say maybe. We all know how phil does on dates.).

I'm justifying betraying my promises to Phil by focusing on how much happier he would be with a lady friend. I'm also assuaging the guilt by remembering my dear horsie Drummer, who - I swear to God - had completely forgotten me after three months apart. Ouch. On the other hand, there's nothing like a good kick in your anthropomorphising pants to get you back down there in reality. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to euthanize animals right now if Drummer had been as touched by our nightly ritual of ear snuffles as I had been. The jury's still out on whether or not that's a good thing.