My weird friend Dan coined this phrase referring to emo kids who wear their girl jeans super tight on the thighs and really baggy up top. Professor Santurri suffers from Captain Awkward Ass, as he chooses to do his bunching in the back. Also highly attractive.
The library stairwell smells like hamster cage today. mmmm. think i might stock up on sunflower seeds and settle in for a nap.
If this doesn't make you smile, you may have forgotten your prozac this morning: http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/07/eat-your-heart.html
Speaking of prozac, why does everyone in the Midwest still think that Jesus can even out your serotonin levels? Clearly (cough) depression is a figment of your imagination, psychologists are for crazy people, and antidepressants will turn you into a mindless zombie, but forgetting the science (cough) for just one minute, which one of us is nearly intolerable b/c she's a bipolar moody bitch? Hmm, not me.
I AM Daring Greatly
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