The Seven Girls You'll Date In College:
1.
The Beginning:
Maybe you were good at sports, maybe you always sucked, but a semester of 4am burritos hasn't helped either way. She'll be cute, blonde, and look better in track shorts than she does make-up. Through careful deception, you'll convince her you can still play intramural soccer sans heart attacks.
The End:
This, of course, is a lie, and you'll both discover that, in the strictest animal-eating/shelf-building sense, she's more of a man than you. You'll have fun, but as soon as you try to keep up with her on the field (and elsewhere), she'll be forever left with an image of you, wheezing, doughy, and begging her to slow down.
3 comments:
Hoot. Hoot Hoot.
The number of comments that I'm not leaving is really incredible. I just keep thinking of more. More arrows in my quiver, you could say.
A new twist on "Quienes mas macho?"
M
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