Luckily, the Austrailians have more appreciation for the primieval blond highlights, suspiciously orange-tinged tan, obvious green screens, shameless shirtless opportunities, and repetitive plotlines. Here's their synopsis: "Dar, the Beastmaster and last survivor of his tribe, wanders the ancient lands, seeking out his beloved Kira, defending the animals he controls, and pitting his might against various sorcerers and tyrants. He protect those he care for and all the animals."
I think his ferrets travel in the loin cloth. Totally rocked when I was 13.
As long as I'm being picky, I'd also like a prince who never gets sick, loves to go swimming, and is a man among men with a beard who is kind to little people.
